Princess Diana Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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Four different answers

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

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and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

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Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.