What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!