What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo