Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

B Jokes More B Jokes

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B