How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.