Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
A Krismas goose.
My 401k
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
BOOOOZE!
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Give him sheet music
Because their daddies were mummies.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Because love means nothing to them.
Because oct 31 = dec 25
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25