What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.