What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.