What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand