Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

Captain Hook Jokes More Captain Hook Jokes

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.