Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere