Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.