Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Leave my presents

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Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere