Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Pyrite Jokes More Pyrite Jokes

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!