Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

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What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Toys arrrrrr Us.

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere