Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again