Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Why the population in India is exploding these days?

Because everyone over there is doing IT!

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.