Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again