What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.