What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.