What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue