Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming