Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants