Clothing Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.