Clothing Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

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Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts