Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Ghetto Jokes More Ghetto Jokes

What do you call a black persons toe?

Ghetto

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Police Station Jokes More Police Station Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.