Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

K Mart Jokes More K Mart Jokes

What does K-mart stand for?

A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

Police Station Jokes More Police Station Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."