Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

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If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

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Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!