Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet