Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.