How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.