How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH