What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH