What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What sound does a Chinese doorbell make?

Ching Chong

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH