What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Give it two test-tickles!

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She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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Cacao! Cacao!

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Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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He forgot his safe word.

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Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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Player: "1:1"

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A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!