How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Polak Jokes More Polak Jokes

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.