Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

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What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.