How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."