How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Dec 25 is Oct 31

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.