How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Dec Jokes More Dec Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.