What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.