What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful