What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.