Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why did the hen fall in the well?

she couldn't see that well