Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Cross Walk Jokes More Cross Walk Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!