Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(