Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!