Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What's this ticket, officer?

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