What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.