What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !