What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.