I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
Bernie Sanders exists.
Babies grow up and stop crying
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
He was feeling ruff.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.