Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.