Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant