How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.