How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R