How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."