What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it