Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.