Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What did we call IT before computers ?

The Mail Room

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.