What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.