Immigrant Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

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What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish