What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same