What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.