How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea