How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!