How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now