What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.