Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
I never had a dad to tell me any.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
I stand corrected." -From
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.