What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.