What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.