What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What does it do?

It would block.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide