What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.