What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.