Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.