Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.