What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

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What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort