Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.