Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.