How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.