How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !