How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."