How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.