What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".