What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters