Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."