Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..