Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

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Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.